July 3, 2012 / Wtf / 0 comments 
We are not quite sure what these celebrities were thinking when they decided to have these strange photos taken of them.
Jennifer Garner
Photographer: “Look, Jen, I know this looks a lot like the SNICK couch but it’s all we could find on short notice. You look great!”
Christina Aguilera
Photographer: “Christina, honey: when I look at you I immediately think Futuristic Indian Princess. Now get in that half of a glass bowl and pretend you’re a kitty-cat.”
Julia Roberts
Photographer: “Julia, you’re gorgeous! The only thing that could make you sexier is a genie costume. Let’s do this.”
Ryan Gosling
Photographer: “Didn’t you see Garden State? It’s cool, trust me. This look made Zach Braff go from a goofy television doctor to a goofy indie actor practically overnight.”
Sharon Stone
Photographer: “A good hat, exposed shoulders, and mom jeans never go out of style… haven’t you ever had Glamour Shots done before?”
Cameron Diaz
Photographer: “Cameron, I want you to spread eagle on top of this stool …but with your knees bent so we can keep it PG-13. But don’t look like you think you look sexy right now, I want your face to look completely blasé. Magnificent!”
Jennifer Connelly
Photographer: “Sorry, Jen. We could only find a leather jacket in the size XXL… but we think you can make it work.”
Tiffiani Amber Theissen
Photographer: “It’s a tasteful nude, out here in this field. But let’s push the envelope just a tad by putting a dandelion in your teeth.”
Eric Bana
Photographer: “Here’s a flower. Do your thing.”
Pink
Photographer: “But the jacket matches your hair! Don’t worry, the pattern is very in right now!”
Celine Dion
Photographer: “Persian rugs are always elegant.”
Angelina Jolie
Photographer: “Trust me, blue eye shadow NEVER goes out of style.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
Photographer: “I’m sorry, but where the fuck did that bottle of Perrier just come from?”
Jessica Simpson
Photographer: “When I heard Jessica Simpson I immediately thought big orange padded room. Do you like it?”
