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December 29, 2011 / Weird and bizarre / 1 comment

The National Football League players who wish to avoid being decapitated themselves should have a sturdy neck. However, some players go too far. As a result, you can see some of the widest necks ever. That can’t be normal. Is one born with a naturally wide neck or is there a whole series of exercises unknown to the populace?

Takeo Spikes, linebacker, San Diego Chargers

If you look up “thick neck” on Google, you’ll get a picture of Takeo Spikes. Really, you will.

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Roman Harper, safety, New Orleans Saints

When in the NFL, do as Roman does: Lift weights until your neck is thicker than your head.

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Kelly Gregg, defensive tackle, Kansas City Chiefs

Gregg, who inherited Baltimore’s starting nose-tackle job from fellow giant Tony Siragusa before moving to Kansas City this year, has a neck so large it is hard to tell where it ends and his face begins.

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Maurice Jones-Drew, running back, Jacksonville Jaguars

One of the league’s most explosive players, Jones-Drew is just 5-foot-7 and 208 pounds. He has proven remarkably durable over the years, however, perhaps because he is shaped like a battering ram.

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Riley Cooper, wide receiver, Philadelphia Eagles

Cooper looks a bit like Frank from the film Donnie Darko, if the giant bunny mask weighed 40 pounds and he built up his neck muscles by wearing it around all the time.

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David Diehl, offensive lineman, New York Giants

The 315-pound Diehl has tattoos of the Croatian coat of arms and University of Illinois mascot Chief Illiniwek. His neck appears to be ink free.

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Devin Aromashodu, wide receiver, Minnesota Vikings

Aromashodu runs like a gazelle. He also has the neck of a gazelle.

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Paul Posluszny, linebacker, Jacksonville Jaguars

A fearsome middle linebacker, “Poz” has broken his arm twice, but his neck has thus far remained injury free.

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  • Anonymous

    Good article. And wow at Poz’s neck it looks unreal he kinda looks like Peter Griffin